{"id":113,"date":"2015-09-24T02:41:30","date_gmt":"2015-09-24T02:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/?p=113"},"modified":"2015-09-24T02:41:30","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T02:41:30","slug":"i-dont-always-decorate-for-seasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Always Decorate for Seasons&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, that&#8217;s a lie.<\/p>\n<p>I do. I <em>always<\/em> decorate for seasons. I am a Seasonal Decorating Addict.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_0890.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-115\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_0890-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0890\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_0890-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/IMG_0890-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re all familiar with the phrases &#8220;eat crow,&#8221; &#8220;eat your own words,&#8221; &#8220;pot calling the kettle black.&#8221; Yep, pretty much that&#8217;s me doing all of those, because once upon a time, I heckled people for seasonally decorating.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my defense, in no particular order:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Inflatable yard decor.<\/li>\n<li>Window. clings.<\/li>\n<li>Bathtubs as spring flower planters<\/li>\n<li>Fake cobwebs<\/li>\n<li>Griswold-esque exterior illumination<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I have strong memories of a particular house in my hometown that was kind of the mascot for seasonally-decorated homes. We could count on that home donning its seasonal decor on about the same timeline as Walmart stocking its shelves for the upcoming holiday&#8230;so approximately two months ahead of schedule. That is when I could likely have been quoted as saying something about the cheesiness of seasonal decor.<\/p>\n<p>But here I am now, in all of my seasonally-decorated glory! I spent a bit of time today with fall decor as my focus, and I found my inner dialogue asking, &#8220;Why do I do this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As you can imagine, there is no profound answer to that non-profound question. Emotionally unsatisfying, I know \ud83d\ude09 However, a theory is in the making, and I&#8217;d like to know what you think&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, I visit the local produce\/plant stand today, and I pay relatively reasonable prices for pumpkins, gourds, mums, and a straw bale. Upon returning home with my purchase, I crank up some JT and proceed to neatly display my haul, along with several other bits of seasonal decor that I have collected over the years (most of my decor is recycled year-after-year, as I attempt to breathe new life into it and use it in different ways). As I&#8217;m knocking down cobwebs from the corners of my porch (unlike some, I do not correlate cobwebs with fall decor!), I realized that what I was doing was sort of an obligatory homage to the region in which I reside. Or is it? I don&#8217;t even know. Do NYC urbanites decorate their high-rise balconies with corn stalks, hay bales, and scare crows?<\/p>\n<p>As much as I love summer, I will admit that I also appreciate a sweet comfy sweatshirt, great-fitting jeans, a pumpkin donut, and a cup of hot apple cider&#8230;and apparently a porch decorated as if I live on a farm! And for whatever reason, I love the view of my seasonally-decorated porch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, that&#8217;s a lie. I do. I always decorate for seasons. I am a Seasonal Decorating Addict. We&#8217;re all familiar with the phrases &#8220;eat crow,&#8221; &#8220;eat your own words,&#8221; &#8220;pot calling the kettle black.&#8221; Yep, pretty much that&#8217;s me doing all of those, because once upon a time, I heckled people for seasonally decorating. 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