{"id":72,"date":"2015-03-18T01:04:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-18T01:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/?p=72"},"modified":"2015-03-18T01:04:00","modified_gmt":"2015-03-18T01:04:00","slug":"none-of-the-bathrooms-are-open","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"None of the bathrooms are open"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After almost 15 years of marriage, it has become quite apparent that we like to keep things interesting&#8230;.we have moved more times than I can count on one hand (creeping up on more times than I can count on TWO hands); we have welcomed five beautiful children into the mix, we have a fairly random petting zoo at any given time (currently including two dogs, one cat, two fish, one turtle, one frog, and four baby ducks). It&#8217;s always been an adventure. We have made so many memories along the way, many of which have defied my &#8220;ideal&#8221; version of how we would\/should do things.<\/p>\n<p>Just this evening, like 45 minutes ago, one of our daughters sprinted past me towards the half bath (AKA powder room for the more distinguished folks) declaring, &#8220;None of the bathrooms are open.&#8221; \u00a0We have four bathrooms, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>I am all about helping people turn a house into a home, regardless of size. \u00a0I love to help new parents figure out how to transition their &#8220;made for two&#8221; place into an organized, kid-friendly space for the new babe(s). \u00a0I love to help the established family transition their space from\u00a0<em>Baby Central\u00a0<\/em>to the favorite hang out for the &#8216;Bigs.&#8217; I\u00a0<em>loooooooooove\u00a0<\/em>to assist an empty-nester in the transition to the hard-earned\u00a0<strong>sweet spot.\u00a0<\/strong>I have a vested interest in helping people love where they live.<\/p>\n<p>Today, however, I am just the wife of one profoundly wise man, and the mom of five beautiful, complex, God-given miracles. \u00a0Those, my friends, are my greatest accomplishments. \u00a0Wife. Mom.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve discussed, argued, prayed, considered, and prayed some more. All this to say, we have put our house on the market.That&#8217;s right, folks&#8230;.the Jordans are moving again! One thing we&#8217;ve let sink in along this 15-year journey&#8230;.don&#8217;t tell God YOUR plans. \u00a0We&#8217;re open to His plans. \u00a0I&#8217;m so excited for the possibilities, for new memories and stories that our kids will someday tell their spouses and kids (YIKES!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After almost 15 years of marriage, it has become quite apparent that we like to keep things interesting&#8230;.we have moved more times than I can count on one hand (creeping up on more times than I can count on TWO hands); we have welcomed five beautiful children into the mix, we have a fairly random [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-narrow-your-palette"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74,"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/74"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jjordan.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}